Evil plan™

My very own evil plan!!

*evil snicker*

Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Matakot na kayo.

Please.