Laugh Out Loud

LoL#4: Lol. I think the reason W. Bush is ok with blowing up Iraq is because he has a job waiting for him at comedy central as the broadcasting partner of Stephen Colbert. bwahaha

Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Spirit

Wow! Chistmas already? Well, I've had a rockin' good time this year and its all because of all the people in my life. For that I thank all of you. Merry Christmas and a happy new Year!!

As a Christmas and New year resolution I will promise to be more Spartan!!!! WHOO HAAAA!!



Saturday, November 3, 2007

Ban Englres!!!

For does of you who like Englres... press alt+f4 on your keyboard and you will be in a happier place.

For all the rest of you.. I nominate the banning of englres in all its disdainful forms in the school's curriculum !! Let us conspire and help bring down this awful subject so that future generations of students will be able to cope up with their other subjects(which are hard enough) with relatively more ease.

This blog entry might be badly written and I might have stupid grammar but that is beyond the point!! The thing is we must make an example and make a stand against englres!! We must fail ourselves and force our classmates to fail in the subject as well!! This will get the administrators of our school thinking.. What is the matter with these students? Why are they all failing in only one class? WTF!! this subject must be cursed! Let's get rid of it(and all its forms) so that our students will be safe!!..

This will be our first and most decisive stand. Let us all band together to make the unstoppable force, the irresistible force, the immovable object, the legend, the rock, the british bulldog, the champ, the animal, the undertaker, the undertaker's brother, the big daddy v, the big show, the great kali, the game, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the the heartbreak kid, the icon, the show stopper, the 16 time wooooo, the miz, the rated-r superstar, the legend killer, the silverback, the highlanders, and the man who loves to fight. Then, and only then, will we have the ability to have the ability to fend of the final battle against the subject that will destroy us all.


hahaha. This is obviously a joke....
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Seriously Miss Purpura...I'm joking.....

Sunday, September 16, 2007

On a Desert Island

Nobody was beside me. Nobody was in front of me. Nobody was behind me. Alone, I was completely and utterly alone. I knew people were trying to contact me, and I kind of wanted to contact them back, but there I was, unreachable in a turbulent sea, on an island where my only companions were coconuts.

Alone, a word used by so many people, so many times not knowing how it feels to be truly disconnected from other sentient beings that you can really talk to.

To be truly capable of broadcasting how you feel. To be able to ask questions and know that someone will answer you after you ask them. To be able to express yourself and let others know what you feel. That is what I have not felt during my absence from my usual environment, during my unplanned, unwanted and unnerving stay on that solitary parcel of land.

Incredible isn't it? How I can't live one week without internet....

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Define: "Tamad"

Well there are alot of things that could describe men but none of those can describe me better than the word "tamad". For years now I have mastered what it takes to be tamad. I have done everything in my power to not do anything at all. If that sounds confusing you can always blame it on me being tamad.

"Tamad" in english translates to lazy, and lazy according to wikipedia is "a perfectly healthy person living at home with ones parents until the age of thirty years without the desire to get a job or find a career in ones life being in all ways dependent". WTF!! Is this my fate?

I have been trying to change all these years. So much has changed in my life. So many people have been there and had gone. So many things has happened since then. My desire to not budge when I need to move and go into action has put me into unnecessary trouble for stuff that would have been easy for me to do if I just had had the fuckin' initiative to do what I'm suppose to do.

I see this life as something pointless...

All the waste....

All the pointless bullshit life gives people...

It gives me no joy to see the world around me....

Is there something wrong with me?

Or am I being the only reasonable person too see that society has removed all that should be well and dear to people. The removal of their right to choose between freedom and the trappings of life as we see it now.

Freedom. The freedom which I speak of is the right to just lay about and be content with what nature brings. To do what you will at your heart content. Isn't that what God had sought to gives us in the first place?

To remove these bindings that society has on us, to remove what people see as bad because the norms dictate that you follow strict conduct when you do certain things, to remove the notion that we need to be normal to be accepted. Why can we not do these things? Is it so hard to see how morally and spiritually corrupt our society, no, our humanity has become? Do we not see the people suffering all over the world because some people had it "better off" when the were born. How about the people who had not been given the chance to become "successful" in our society?

Success. What the hell dictates success?

Riches.
Power.
Sloth.
Corruption.
Influence.

Why do we force it upon ourselves and our descendants to follow a system that is obviously flawed? Garnering riches... Searching for influence and power... Disregarding of people who we think are lower than us because they had not had the chance to be as lucky as us... Why can we not see the evil of our system?

Constantly striving, clawing, scraping, dragging... draagging our way to "success" stepping on some people on our way to what wee see us "success".

In the end I see no reason why we should work our way to be able to use what is our birthright in the first place. I guess that is why I see the life as a sloth to be the best way to live. How can you not appreciate something that trusts God to provide and care for them and in turn becomes part of the living chain which is this world that we live in. Why can we not see that the world is not something to be conquered by our greed, our selfishness, our ego. That we are all people, and sharing achieving a Utopian society. I guess craving for more than what you need has become an obsession of our race and has therefore been ultimately been implanted in our very core. Maybe we are destined to be the race that kills each other of because of our greed.

Screw this life....

I wash my hands clean of all this shit....

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Laugh Out Loud

This is the title of the new section of this blog. This is where I put the video's that had made me laugh and which I will also post. This is part of the few things I will regularly update and post.

This first one is from "Maritess vs. The Superfriends" by Rex Navarette. He is a Filipino comic who has been performing comical acts 1989(This is the year I was born!!) but still is funny today. His acts mostly are centered for Filipino, or at least partly Filipino audiences. This is a show that I heard about from one of my friends. Enjoy. LOL.

Improving my Environment 2.0: For Stupid Shits

Now, because some people are so dumb, they can't even see the video's I posted at the bottom of the page. 1 of those stupid people brought this to my attention and because I am such an incredibly wonderful and thoughtful person I decided to move the video section of my blog.

For the stupid moron still not knowing where the hell this is, its over to the right of this blog. If you still can't see then you can just get the hell out of my blog since you probably can't read and you probably are also a retard...

I might still move this stuff all around the page to see how everything feels, aside from this I will also add some other stuff in the future.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Second Post: Improving my environment

Well, I'm here again.... Guess I must be bored or pissed...

I really don't know what to post today and so I decided to try to improve this place.

Lol. Blog 2.0 now comes with a warning for people who come in this site. its to the right of this post!! -> -> -> Look!

Blog 2.0 also has a video place...station...area.... what do you call it...hmmm... anyway, its down there.

What can't see it? You blind? Its down there!! The little 2 boxes down at the bottom of this page!

haha.

Anyway, it will grow bigger and move up the page if you click on the one you would like to watch.

I guess that's it for today... nothing else to post anyway..with no classes and me being stuck at my crazy ass house with all the crazy assed people in it!

I will post again when I'm pissed, bored, or feel up to it. Till then anyone reading this can just go sleep...

Saturday, August 18, 2007

First Entry. An Introduction.

This blog is for all the people, objects, events, and anything else out there that make me wanna go insane...

This is so that I don't kill or destroy something that I might later regret...

This is for myself, cause I really don't have anywhere else to vent out my anger...